JoSilver's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vending Machine Champ]

LOL!!

I ABSOLUTLY LOVE THIS GAME!!!!

For people who are too stupid to unterstand how to play....

click when the lung meter is half way up and click on the "X"s after that!

AWESOME GAME!

[Poppaball]

Did I really play the game...

or was that the game you play while it loads... come on man, levels power-ups music... a reason to keep playing, add them to this game so it might be fun.

other then that it was nicely programed but it's a very shallow game...

[[KK] Pikachu's Beach Advt]

I'll give you a 2...

Because it works but come on man at least make it end at some point like if you get 10000 gay porn to the barney theme song starts playing or something.

ChemicalVengence responds:

You do. You didn't get a high enough gay porn(points?), try again.

[Harald.]

Pretty good...

Can't agree with VidGameDude but this game does need improvment...

hit detection in this game ain't all that great... I know I hit the guy once but it did not kill him!

Also there is too big of a gap between when you hit the spacebar and when he swings his sword. It make it feel slugish and it's imposible to defend from the pitchfork dude because of this... it's not my timing but a combination of the hit detection and delay of the swing... I can understand why the enemies would have a delayed hit but not the player!

Other then that this game was fun but needs work.

[Da Pink Knight]

I noticed a lot of people don't like this game...

Because they suck at it!!!!

it's easy to avoid the ground punch.... just stand still and he will miss... and you can move in more directions the side to side!!!! (also it took me a while to realize that).

This is a game for gamers!!! the guy that want a challenge!

I beat the game! so stop complainig that it's to hard, YOU JUST SUCK!!!

Nice job!

[5 Min. to Kill (Yourself)]

Fun Game!

I got shanked by a clown!

[Doc Ock Rampage]

Nicely done but...

It's a little hard to tell how close you have to be to grab the building, try to make it looser so it's easier to climb, Also I've never played rampage before so this game was new to me and the instruction could have been a little bit more explanatory, it took me a while to figure it out what I was supposed to do. the graphics were nice but the animations could have been better. Also some music would be a nice touch. When all is said and done, nice job!

NG-Programmer responds:

is it so hard to use the arrow keys and spacebar for you?

[Thing-Thing Arena 3]

An Excelent game!

Very well done! The only thing I don't like about this one is that lack of game modes! It would really benfit form some sorta campagin even if it's not the story of thing-thing but something you know! The game is good but give me a reason to come back and play it again.

try to make a game mode like maybe you gain points form like little coin enemies drop, or some sorta of a zombie mode! and maybe add some more enemy varation.

[Guns n Angel]

It's not a bad game...

It's just not the best...
The gameplay lacks depth... Just run and gun and pick up c4 on the way and fight a boss. that about it, nothing really new about that. I enjoyed the game for the most part and I would ask you change things just add things. The fact that there are no melee weapons or the abilty to run to flee from enemies makes the game dull at times. the background art never really jumped out at me and it was just there to be there.

Another thing is that the sounds were weak... The guns don't sound like shooting killing somthing.

Other then that the gameplay was ok, enemies were in ok variation.
an ok job but not the best.

[Super Mafia Land]

Good and found a glitch.

It was lack that little somthing that would have made this perfect but I'm not sure what it is. anyways the boxes don't stack properly I had one floating in the air.