Beats me...

Recently I've sorta been going through a weird phase... I've actually been working on stuff. Aside from my most recent work that I've been posting in the art portal (which you should totally Check out!) I've made these two FLASH THINGS!!!

GET READY FOR THE PORN-ADO!!!!!! BLOWIN' THE SHUTTERS Y'ALL!

UP FIRST IS THE SEXY GHOSTBUSTER FROM THE FUTURE!!! FUTURA!!!

NEXT, FOR THE LULZ, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GOOMBA POPULATION GET'S LOW? THEY F@#K!!!!

YEAH PORNADO'S TOUCHIN' DOWN ON THEM FOOLS!

I just wanted to make something small and quick, nothing fancy and definitely not original. The first one I though to myself... "My Gosh, THERE IS LIKE NO RULE 34 ON THIS LOVELY LADY!" Something had to be done... SO I DID IT!

As for the Goomba Shite It started off with me just trying to spam Newgrounds, I came up with a few Ideas but none of them were... "bad" enough for turd of the week. So then I came up with the Idea of two Goomba's bumping uglies. I first wanted to use sprite sheets but I couldn't get the grotesque and raunchy look that I wanted that an eventually I wound up here. It's now so bad it's good! Or at least to the the Goombaphiles among us.

We'll that's all the pornoy goodness for now.

I made this little Animated logo to signify that my Movie or Game or whatever is Rated Adult so I wouldn't have to flat out warn people about it.

Here's how it looks.

So I decide to let you guys have the FLA for it in case you wanna use it. No one has asked for it but it's better then typing a wall of text about why you should be watching something.

Here is the FLA. requires at least Flash 8.

NON-PORNO BUSINESS!

Anyways, I've come up with an Idea for a follow up game for game for Contrast, it's not really sequel just something using the engine. However I plan on making something else similar to contrast in the future. So whatever.

Well that's all I gotta say for now, SEE YA GUYS!!!

I wonder what this could be...

So some guy on Hentai-Foundry asked if there was a tutorial on how to do shading in flash like this.

NSFW... Don't click if you can't handle it.

I don't know if there is one... but now there is... LEARN HOW NOT TO SUCK WITH THESE VIDEOS.

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Hope you guys suck less after these.

GOOD DAY!

BTW, anybody got any Ideas for a follow up game for Contrast. The Engine I built for this game is deceptively complex and malleable, I'm not sure what to do with it. And Over the past few days I did nothing but strengthen those aspects of it... and fixed bugs. I can pretty much do anything with it.

As long as the game is a 2D game with varying level structures of course.

So some guy on Hentai-Foundry asked if there was a tutorial on how to do shading in flash like this.

NSFW... Don't click if you can't handle it.

I don't know if there is one... but now there is... LEARN HOW NOT TO SUCK WITH THESE VIDEOS.

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Hope you guys suck less after these.

GOOD DAY!

BTW, anybody got any Ideas for a follow up game for Contrast. The Engine I built for this game is deceptively complex and malleable, I'm not sure what to do with it. And Over the past few days I did nothing but strengthen those aspects of it... and fixed bugs. I can pretty much do anything with it.

As long as the game is a 2D game with varying level structures of course.

Play it NOW!

Skip this for details... Just me rambling on.

Not kidding. I've been working on a Hentai game for quite a while now, for far longer than I should but, I got a lot of shite on my plate. Taking care of my Grandma, Playing Mariokart Wii, Game JAM! I sorta took a bit of hiatus from it for a while and spent about 2 Months figuring out a good way to properly incorporate the sound effects. I tried a very long and complicated way that would work wonders for like a side-scroller or something which is what I designed the system for but it was far too complex for something this simple so I did a lot of brain storming and dumbed down the sound system to simply playing a sound at random and junk like that. It's much more efficient and simpler and to use for this.

Anyways In case your curious about the game I making good progress on completing it I'd say it's like 85% ready because I'd like sound to be a big part of it. I was thinking about saying screw the sound and let me just upload the thing already. But than I would have to waste all the wonderful audio clips that the Lovely Nakoruru recorded for me. BTW Thanks a bunch! You're a doll! ;p

So yeah I need Music now. I'm currently mixing audio clips and reanimating things that are audio related which is going very well now that I fix the sound system. I decided not to do the Music My self which I always try to make my own music unless I absolutely can't (For Instance I composed the soundtrack for an Animation I did a long time ago called Host which I think coulda been better) but In this case I said it would be better If someone far more talented than me in the field did it.
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Info for Musicians.

Any ways I need about two pieces of Music possibly just different arrangements of the same song.
I'm thinking something Jazzy, Bossa Nova maybe ska like and loud and fast with a latin flare! If you think you can do something like that let me know. I don't know if something like that would work right but we'll see. maybe some generic porn music from the 70's might be better.

If your interested just send me a pm or leave a comment saying and I'll check out your audio portal submissions and junk. If you have audio on other sites link me to it too.

If I think you could do an excellent job on the music I'll contact you with more information.

So, hope to hear from you musicians soon, please don't make me fire up FL Studios one more time only to make something that sounds like crap :'(

OH, and by the way...

*EDIT 12/31
my internet was put back on today... great...

*EDIT 12/28
CRAP! my internet's gonna be cut off today and my phone was just cut off this morning... I wish they had cut it off sooner that way I could have at least dropped out of the Game Jam... no my team has got no coder there for no game, unless one of them knows how to code... it's over.

*Edit my internet is still on... so good.

It seems as if my Internet is going to be cut off for a while, most likely until sometime in January.

I probably won't be able to participate in the Game Jam so cross my name of the list for now.
Hopefully, I'll only be without internet for a little while if not... oh well.

Anyways Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, or whatever you celebrate at this time of year!

I'll miss ya guys...

I finally got around to making a Demo Reel. I've decide to officially offer my services as a Voice Actor.
Check out my Demo Reel for just a taste of what I can do.

Demo Reel!

If you are interested in using my in your Movies or Games just send my a PM and I'll see what I can do.

And Be sure to watch the new Carbonwater Show, Or I'll punch your kitten and kick your puppy!

Oh also, it approaches.

Well, things have taken a real nose dive within the last few weeks. All work continues but don't expect anything soon. This has nothing to do with me being lazy or anything, on the contrary in fact.

Let me start from the beginning. (Go ahead and skip this wall of text if you want the short version...)

Well, I've always sorta been the one who's been in charge of taking care of my Grandma. Nothing big, just make sure she's still alive kinda stuff. However, things have kinda changed. I remember it like it was yesterday, I even know the date and time. It was October 19, around 2 - 2:30 am, I noticed there was a little game on the front page, Carve n' Share. I began to mess around with it and I started to doodle something. My Grandmothers room is right next to mine so that way I can hear if something's wrong.
A few minutes pass when all of a sudden, THUD! It was soon followed by my Grandmother screaming for help. I go to her room and see my Grandmother on the floor, she was getting up to use the bathroom. She had peed herself while I was lifting her up... that was loads of fun... I sat her on the bed and cleaned the floor and noticed her arm was bleeding. I woke my mother up and told her about what happened. She went downstairs and clean up her up and bandaged her arm, my mother then asked her to get up for a second. My Grandmother replied "I can't." We then knew something was wrong and called an ambulance. I went back to my room and and began to finish up my doodle and then I dressed because I had to go with my Mom to the hospital. When the paramedics got there my mother told them that she though she may have broken something. My grandmother sat on her bed like normal almost like nothing was wrong. The said if she did break something she would be in a lot more pain.
When we got to the hospitals trauma center it was just the perfect atmosphere. People screaming in pain, doctors scrambling around, it don't get anymore cheerful than that. We waited for a few hours for a doctor so they can take X-rays and tell us if there's a fracture or not. There was this man on a stretcher just gabbing on. "Man" he said.
" I was just... Walking down the street, just outside, when all of a sudden someone comes and hits me right up-side the head. What kinda place is this, you just go walking and get jumped!" as time passed on he began 'revealing' more fact's about what happened. He began asking for his I.D. and he wanted to make a phone call. So he says to the doctor "Hey, Don't play with me. I know it was you. You're the one who hit me!" Just before they sedated him be blurted out "Where's my penis!?" Eventually they got around to taking the X-rays. Then the doctor tells us my Grandmother broken her hip. My Mom started crying and she called my sisters and told them all about what happened.
My Grandmother need a hip replacement surgery. At about 11 am I went home because my sister was going to go to the hospital to take over. I hadn't slept at all that night I was exhausted, but is was only the beginning.
My Grandmother is at home now, she can walk with help. But practically everything needs to be done for her. Now, I get her up in the morning, make her breakfast, change her diapers (with help of course) and partially everything else. Hopefully my Grandmother will be back to her old self in a month of so, but who's to say. For god's sake she's 94 years old and the healthiest person in our family.

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To make a long story short, My Grandma broke her hip and now I have to take care of her 24/7 and I AM EXHAUSTED!

Well I'm still working on things but nothing big for now, I really only get like 2 or 3 hours where I can just sit down and work with out sacrificing sleep.

All large projects are effectively canceled until further notice. so don't expect anything big (if anything at all). I think I'll focus on Voice Acting for now, get together a Demo-Reel of my Uber LEET Vocal skills. I've been thinking about it for while now, but now it seems as if it will be the only way I can scratch my creative itch without dying from exhaustion in the process.

So I guess if you need a voice actor, you can check out a couple of my flash submissions (not all of them have my voice in it though) and even two my audio submission. But I'll be happy to do it if you think you need me. (P.S. I can do Twinkle the Marvel Horse... Google it if you don't know who that is.)

Also this is what I did in Carve n' Share. It wouldn't let me share it...

DISCLAIMER: BLOWJOBS CAN MEAN ANYTHING FROM A HUG TO A KICK IN THE BALLS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Alright, so this weekend is COMIC-CON!

Here's a list of know attendees from Newgrounds.

JoSilver: ALL THREE DAYS!
ChesterMcNuts: ALL THREE DAYS!
Vash109: Might borrow my pass for one day....
DannyJay: Saturday and Sunday.
Tystarr: ALL THREE DAYS!
RobotTaco: May just be trollin'...
DLuftStudios: ALL THREE DAYS!
st1k: Possibly all three days.
Desknight: Saturday.
compl33tbull: Saturday.
The-Psycho-Ragdoller: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
mothballs: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
SolidLiquid: Don't know Which days.
nathanielmilburn: Friday (CONFIRMED :3 )
FireWOLF109: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
VidGameDude: Actual appearance unconfirmed (probably not going but still keeping name here).
DarkShadow8181: ALL THREE DAYS!
stick101: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
ZeroSnake: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
WackyAnimation: Actual appearance unconfirmed.
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If you want to know where everyone is or need help pm your phone number to DannyJay and he'll send you a text message or something.

Now for plans.

I'll stick with DannyJay's idea...
I believe a good place to meet would be around the bottom of the escalators to enter the exhibition room.

We'll wait about an half and hour or an hour from opening for everyone to show up after that your one your own. Because I don't know the schedule for the con we'll probally discuss a meet up time in case you decide to wonder off from the group... Which we probably all will. If Newgrounds were going I'd designate the booth but they're not... (right?)

I'll be wearing a black feathered hat with a black blazer and black pants and Boots with a black"Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" shirt. I wish I could show you a picture of me in that but I'm to lazy to camera whore right now.
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So hope to see ya there. If you plan on going and have yet to say anything, leave a comment saying so. for further discussion check out this thread!

Also anyone who cosplays as a Newgrounds Character will receive a Blowjob.