I am happy to announce the release of my new Mega-Blockbuster Game, HOT GOOMBA SEX!
Now I don't mean to undersell it but I'm fairly certain it will win at least 20 GAME OF THE YEAR AWARD from like every major gaming news publication... It's kind of a big deal.
Time Magazine says
- "It's literately the worst thing I've ever seen."
The New York Times calls it
- "Awful, just awful."
My Next Door Neighbor raves
- "Next time you come near me, or my family, I will hurt you!"